Diary of an old cheeser

Hi there! Like other blogs, this is my chance to wax lyrical (some might say talk utter cr*p) about a) what's happening in my life b) all of my pet obsessions in particular music, tv, movies, books and other generally connected things, quite often of the retro, old and "cheesy" variety. Hence the title of my blog. Feel free to leave a comment if the mood takes you. There's nothing like a good chinwag about one's favourite topics and besides I love to meet new people! Cheers, Simon

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Look at meeeeee!!! I'm a gobby ginger clown!!! (Or should that be "claaaaaaarn"??)

Well, that's one thing La Noble might be saying here. Any other ideas, ladies and gents?

Okay, I'm tagging the following people: Steve, Tim, Nora, Newplanet, Dan, Lost Boy, Paul, James and Amanda! And anyone else is more than welcome to respond should they desire ... it's just that I'm aware that you guys and gals are best equipped to comment on DW, having more than a smattering of knowledge between you!

Your mission: Fill in Donna's dialogue for her. What's she saying in the above pic? Something eloquent and intellectual? Or something downright stoopid and irritating? The choice is YOURS. Answers on a posted comment, please...

The overall winner gets the Old Cheeser Certificate of Commendation for Deliciously Diabolical Donna Dialogue (try saying that after a few cans of diamond white).

Ta peeps! One just couldn't resist!

OC xxx

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17 Comments:

  • At 4:35 pm , Blogger Flaming Nora said...

    Oh, I'm no good at these things. I'll have to have a think when I see what other people post and come back and copy something good! haha!

     
  • At 7:33 pm , Blogger Lost Boy said...

    She's CLEARLY saying: "See this gob? I could fit the cock of every incarnation of the doctor in it, at the SAME time. Try me"

     
  • At 9:46 pm , Blogger newplanet said...

    "Doktuhhh, a got mesel a terrible case of the lockjaw! Where's that screwdriver thingummyjig of yours when you need it?"

    PMSL @ lost boy

     
  • At 9:54 pm , Blogger Paul said...

    How about:

    "Dave? DAVE? Have you seen what Rusty is calling a so-called script for the last three episodes? It's a fuckin' liberty!"

     
  • At 11:03 pm , Blogger Tenon_Saw said...

    Is she asking, "Do you wanna cuppa tea?" (oblique Bernard Cribbins reference)

    OR...

    "Let's hope they don't move us to another day and time, like they did with Torchwood, without telling anybody"

     
  • At 4:21 am , Blogger TimeWarden said...

    "What IS this?", squealed Donna! "What the hell am I doing in a programme like this?!!", she opined, her voice ever-increasing in pitch. "This isn't a proper programme like "Celebrities Cum Dancing", with its gritty naturalistic realism… this is make believe, this is pretend, this is!"

     
  • At 7:52 am , Blogger Steve said...

    "Oi Doctah! Nah listen... you put a pahnd coin in ver slot below the window yeah...? That's it, you got it! An' then I do a nudey dance for you for abaht 5 minutes an' if you wanna see anymore you 'ave to put another pahnd into ver slot, right? You got that? Oi! Where you goin'? You can't leave yet I ain't got me camisoles off yet of nuffink... oi Doctah, come back!"

     
  • At 1:14 pm , Blogger Old Cheeser said...

    Nora - Don't worry chuck. Get your thinking cap on and come back when you've thought up something good and proper. Mind you, "good and proper" is a little difficult to achieve, going by some of the other responses below...

    Lost Boy - HA HA HA HA!!! I collapsed into fits of giggles when I read this. Very good/naughty. A strong contender for winner, although I doubt they'd actually allow this on pre-watershed Who...damn.

    Newplanet - Funny, but how come Donna is talking with a Scots accent? Is that your own special take on it?

    And what does PMSL mean? Am I being thick?

    Paul - Lol. I really do hope there isn't any truth in your comment though - look how the last season's finale turned out...

    Tenon - Your suggestions are positively tasteful compared to some! Well, they did move Dr Who to weekdays in the 80s, but personally I always think of it as a Saturday programme. Moving it to another day WOULD be a f*cking liberty. However I don't give two hoots about where they place Torchwood!

    Tim - Hilarious and uncannily accurate dialogue. Can I ask why you spelt "Cum" the way you did though?

    Steve - Oooh saucy! Very funny - kind of Donna does modern day Victoriana. I would hate to think what might happen if she DID do a strip...

    I shall await a few more responses and then let you know of the outcome ... Meanwhile, well done and thank you everyone!

     
  • At 9:48 am , Blogger James Diggs said...

    How about.....

    "Oh my God!! The critics are right, I do have a big mouth and I just can't shut it!!!"

     
  • At 12:56 pm , Blogger Flaming Nora said...

    I might be the only one looking forward to seeing her in Doctor Who... :-)

     
  • At 3:24 pm , Blogger James Diggs said...

    no your not the only one, her loud mouth is part of her charm ;)

    Peace,
    James

     
  • At 10:51 am , Blogger Boz said...

    I kinda think she might be quite good. It'd be nice to have the focus not on emotional angst for a bit, maybe.

    (ducks as things get thrown at him)

     
  • At 12:28 am , Blogger The Sagittarian said...

    Oi! doctor, it's meee, where else would you get a gob like this??

     
  • At 2:52 pm , Blogger Caress said...

    I've tried to be eloquent with a cheeky comment involving anal sex and cocks coming out of Donna's mouth but Lost Boy's comment does it for me!!

     
  • At 12:19 am , Blogger hot-lunch said...

    "See my face? I. Ain't. Bovvered."

     
  • At 1:20 pm , Blogger Old Cheeser said...

    James - And don't we know it! Will Donna tone down for the forthcoming new season? Let's hope so!

    Nora - Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps!

    James - On second thoughts...?!

    Boz - I do actually agree with your point there. No more of the "Companion mooning over the Doc" can only be a good thing. Not everyone has to fall in love with a Time Lord!

    Amanda - Another gob reference! Odd that only the really daring bloggers are making some kind of sexual connection with her mouth though...what does that say about them then?

    Caress - As you can see, you were beaten to it! And I was expecting such BAD things from you.

    Hot Lunch - Hate to say it, but that's slightly old-hat now darling. But nice try.

     
  • At 10:05 pm , Blogger Flaming Nora said...

    OOh, I love the Lost Boy comment. How rude. How very, very funny. ;-)

     

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